Following the success of the hilarious Reasons My Son Is Crying Facebook page, comes an Instagram for #assholeparents whose unspeakably evil behaviour has reduced their kids to tantrums.
#1. When you can’t eat your dinner off a shoe.
#2. When you give them a choice. You monster.
#3. When you point out that deodorant is not a healthy breakfast.
#4. When you force them to have fun.
#5. When you ask if they have a driving license.
#6. When you stop them removing the flesh from their bones.
#7. When you just don’t understand their nutritional needs.
#8. When you don’t join in the game and ruin it for everyone.
#9. When you traumatize them for life.
#10. When you can’t protect them from life’s perils.
#11. When you warned them…; and you were right.
#12. When you just can’t get ANYTHING right.
#13. When you bang on about health and safety.
#14. When you teach them to be self-sufficient.
#15. When you’re SO selfish.
#16. When you can’t stop everyone else being SO selfish.
#17. When your genes are just no good.
#18. When you’re the biggest spoilsport EVER.
#19. When you don’t understand their creative vision.
#20. When you can’t make everything right. Isn’t that what parents are for?!
#21. And when you show just how useless you are as a measly human.
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