Do you laugh at dilettantes who cant spell Christian Louboutin? Shopping doesnt make any sense if you didnt buy at least one pair of shoes? You get personally offended by people wearing monstrous shoes or thinking that one or two pairs of footwear is enough. Carrie Bradshaw is your spirit animal? Congrats, you are a shoe junkie. If you wanna make sure of it here is a list of things youve probably experienced at one point or another.
1. You consciously tried to squeeze your feet into a pair of discount drop-dead-classy Manolo Blahniks that are one size too small…and you nailed it. Moreover, you bought those puppies, even though you cant feel your feet walking in them. Youve made this mistake more than a dozen of times, and you do not regret buying those never-ending pairs of shoes that are meant to be placed in your closet till the time youd drop a couple of foot sizes.
2. If you had a dollar every time people asked you Do you really need another pair of shoes, you already have almost the same pair, you would be able to build your own shoe empire. Seriously, just roll your eyes and show those shoe threats how its done.
3. You could never get enough pairs of black boots and you can fiercely defend every pair cause they look completely different. Moreover, these cuties even match your personality.